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Plumbing · Round Rock

36/100

Brisket Score

  • FSpeed
  • FMobile
  • CTrust
  • DClarity
  • FFindability

PITMASTER'S NOTE

Adding a tap-to-call link is a fifteen-minute fix with an outsized payoff: it removes the single largest piece of friction between "found you on a phone" and "called you." Every mobile visitor right now has to manually dial a number they have to find first.

  • There is no tap-to-call link anywhere on the page. On a phone, that is the single worst thing a service business can do to its own phone number.
  • Load time on a real phone connection: 6.8 seconds. A burst pipe does not wait 6.8 seconds for anything.
  • The mobile performance score is 34 out of 100. That is low enough it is basically the site telling you, in writing, to stop.
  • The top navigation has 1 broken link. That is the front door with a board missing.
  • The page jumps around while it loads, so the button a visitor meant to tap is not the button they land on. That is not a bug report, that is a Tuesday for your bounce rate.

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